[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

Comments

[pathematic]

[WHY IS LUKE SO FUNNY

eunhyuk like hehe]

i'm just curious
would you have a bird tail like peanut?

[rav3n]

[Look... maybe he foolishly thought Eunhyuk would be CUTE instead of annoying :\]

Hmmm
No, I don't think it would look cool on a person
I'd want a tiger tail or something
Wolf tail?

[...]

You could have a bird tail though [stop]

[pathematic]

[a cool tail..... luke is so funny and cute :(]

would you like me more if I had a tail?

[rav3n]

[He gets halfway through typing his kneejerk sweet and earnest response before he realizes he'll look stupid if Eunhyuk teases him instead

Deletes it]

I asked first!

[pathematic]

[🥺🥺🥺🥺 he would NEVER....]

I think you would look cute with a dog tail... pomeranian or corgi

[rav3n]

Those aren't cool dogs at all...

[pathematic]

[pathematic]

look it's you

[rav3n]

[HE'S GONNA KILL YOU]

[rav3n]

that one's you

[pathematic]

[THIS ISN'T AN ANIMAL]

where's my tail?

[rav3n]

[Yeah but it's Baymax who is FUSSY AND LINEFACED]

[pathematic]

[HE REALLY IS LIKE BAYMAX DAMB.....

UNFORTUNATELY HE FINDS THIS VERY CUTE OF LUKE TO DO]

[rav3n]

You were supposed to get annoyed and say I'm cool so that I'd take it back

[DON'T JUST SAY IT]

[pathematic]

[DON'T JUST SAY IT]

i thought you wanted me to say that i'd still like you even if you had a tail

[rav3n]

That's what I thought you'd say at the beginning!!

[But then you assigned him POMERANIAN TAIL when he is clearly a GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOG TYPE]

[pathematic]

[A CORGI CAN ALSO BE A POLICE DOG?]

i know
i just wanted to tease you a little

[rav3n]

You're so annoying

[TCH..... (affectionate)]

It was a weird magazine article I saw
That's why I asked

[The way I tried to find a real quiz about tails but the ones I found were so weird]

[pathematic]

[OMEGAVERSE…]

what kind of magazine are you reading…

[rav3n]

[worse]

It was just a random one on the rack! I had to wait forever for my client to show up so I read through all the ones they had

[Boredom...]

[pathematic]

how long until you’re done? I miss you

[HE DOESN’T CALL LUKE COOL BUT HE CAN SAY THIS APPARENTLY]

[rav3n]

[HELP NOT THE BULLYING FOLLOWED BY THE SWEETNESS!! 1HKO... They really fold so easily for each other they're so stupid]

We just finished up the meeting, I just have to drive back now
Do you want me to pick anything up for dinner while I'm downtown?

[pathematic]

[THEY'RE BOYFRIENDS YOUR HONOR

also wow this domesticity.... years of just taking care of himself and eunyoo means he's not used to someone else asking if he needs something...]

I was planning on cooking tonight. but if you're already hungry then we can get something to go

[frozen food spaghetti meatballs... 2]

[rav3n]

[Sometimes you overcome the life-and-death fussiness and you get to switch over to domestic fussiness... except when Luke's getting blown up but listen don't worry about that

But Luke is also not used to having someone around to care for him so readily--even though Eunhyuk's made him food before, he still gets a little !!! about it, like a SAP

Immediately abandoning takeout plans--]

What are you making?

[pathematic]

[STOP GETTING BLOWN UP LUKE

also hm when is luke getting home.... he should probably get up and stop staring at his phone and pining like a nerd ass in love]


spaghetti