[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

Comments

[pathematic]

[🥺🥺🥺🥺 he would NEVER....]

I think you would look cute with a dog tail... pomeranian or corgi

[rav3n]

Those aren't cool dogs at all...

[pathematic]

[pathematic]

look it's you

[rav3n]

[HE'S GONNA KILL YOU]

[rav3n]

that one's you

[pathematic]

[THIS ISN'T AN ANIMAL]

where's my tail?

[rav3n]

[Yeah but it's Baymax who is FUSSY AND LINEFACED]

[pathematic]

[HE REALLY IS LIKE BAYMAX DAMB.....

UNFORTUNATELY HE FINDS THIS VERY CUTE OF LUKE TO DO]

[rav3n]

You were supposed to get annoyed and say I'm cool so that I'd take it back

[DON'T JUST SAY IT]

[pathematic]

[DON'T JUST SAY IT]

i thought you wanted me to say that i'd still like you even if you had a tail

[rav3n]

That's what I thought you'd say at the beginning!!

[But then you assigned him POMERANIAN TAIL when he is clearly a GERMAN SHEPHERD POLICE DOG TYPE]

[pathematic]

[A CORGI CAN ALSO BE A POLICE DOG?]

i know
i just wanted to tease you a little

[rav3n]

You're so annoying

[TCH..... (affectionate)]

It was a weird magazine article I saw
That's why I asked

[The way I tried to find a real quiz about tails but the ones I found were so weird]

[pathematic]

[OMEGAVERSE…]

what kind of magazine are you reading…

[rav3n]

[worse]

It was just a random one on the rack! I had to wait forever for my client to show up so I read through all the ones they had

[Boredom...]

[pathematic]

how long until you’re done? I miss you

[HE DOESN’T CALL LUKE COOL BUT HE CAN SAY THIS APPARENTLY]

[rav3n]

[HELP NOT THE BULLYING FOLLOWED BY THE SWEETNESS!! 1HKO... They really fold so easily for each other they're so stupid]

We just finished up the meeting, I just have to drive back now
Do you want me to pick anything up for dinner while I'm downtown?

[pathematic]

[THEY'RE BOYFRIENDS YOUR HONOR

also wow this domesticity.... years of just taking care of himself and eunyoo means he's not used to someone else asking if he needs something...]

I was planning on cooking tonight. but if you're already hungry then we can get something to go

[frozen food spaghetti meatballs... 2]

[rav3n]

[Sometimes you overcome the life-and-death fussiness and you get to switch over to domestic fussiness... except when Luke's getting blown up but listen don't worry about that

But Luke is also not used to having someone around to care for him so readily--even though Eunhyuk's made him food before, he still gets a little !!! about it, like a SAP

Immediately abandoning takeout plans--]

What are you making?

[pathematic]

[STOP GETTING BLOWN UP LUKE

also hm when is luke getting home.... he should probably get up and stop staring at his phone and pining like a nerd ass in love]


spaghetti

[rav3n]

[NOT SPAGHETTI!!! The way he instantly remembers their silly little Épc*t date and feels warm about it... weh]



Okay, traffic shouldn't be too bad at this hour.
I'll be back soon!

[And, after a minute--there's the gentle click of a device coming to life, and music starts to play throughout the house. Woah... 2030s tech magic]

[pathematic]

[HE JUST TURNS ON SIRI WHILE DRIVING HOME?]

drive safe. i’ll be in the kitchen

[Eunhyuk is in the middle of setting out ingredients when the music starts playing? Hello??? Is it Bella notte……]

[rav3n]

[They have apps for everything these days... IT'S NOT BELLA NOTTE it's probably one of his classical playlists, that specifically doesn't have Brahms or Schumann on it. SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Luke doesn't text back because that's dangerous, but after about 20 minutes, Peanut starts to chirp and flutters over to the window. Not long after, Eunhyuk will probably hear the distant sound of Luke's motorcycle pulling up, or at least the beeping from the first floor that indicates all the security measures being turned off. HIS HOUSE THAT'S ALSO A SHOP THAT'S ALSO A BUNKER]

[pathematic]

[the way Eunhyuk is comfortable living in a BUNKER HOUSE since he spent a whole month living in a barricaded apartment building,

but he'll go ahead and follow Peanut's lead and head over to the front door to wait for Luke... LISTEN he has all the ingredients out already, he'll just say hi and then go back to making dinner?



or maybe he should just go back to the kitchen and say hi like a normal person when Luke comes in......... he looks over at Peanut like Peanut can help him decide, but Peanut chooses that exact moment to fly over when Luke comes in -- greeting him with cute little chirps and BEATING EUNHYUK TO THE PUNCH!!!! who follows that enthusiastic greeting with a]

Hey.

[DON'T JUST MAN STAND IN FRONT OF THE ENTRANCE]