[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

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[pathematic]

[het behavior… bi behavior…

He almost types ‘maybe he hits on her to get to you’ but decides not to]

aren't all your meetings important?

[rav3n]

[SUDDENLY THIS BECOMES ONE-SIDED MARILUKE]

Yes
So you can see the problem

[It would be a problem no matter what]

[pathematic]

[yeah!!!]

it sounds like those are the only times he can hit on her

[rav3n]

No, they spend time together outside the meetings
He's so annoying, I'm sure he does it then too

[pathematic]

[if this was rosa complaining then eunhyuk would be very sympathetic, as it is he wonders if maybe he should hit on luke more often too? things to ponder]

eunyoo said that she likes him

[anyway that's why he was asking]

[rav3n]

[NOT LIKE THIS the way this would backfire because Luke would be like "Marius has been influencing you" and go beat up Marius]

Like from magazines? Or did they meet

[Is Marius hanging around Eunhyuk... suspicious......]

[pathematic]

[pov: the boyfriend ur trying to flirt with just left to go beat up another guy]

they hang out whenever he drops by the shop
eunyoo said that's why she comes over more often now

[eunhyuk man standing in the bg]

[rav3n]

[Look... he's studying the boyfriend manual so hard but he's still stupid]

Oh
Well you can just lock the door to keep him out [BE NICE]

[pathematic]

[this is so funny]

it's fine. he's a paying customer
and i don't think she really likes him
she's just trying to annoy me

[one of the many differences between eunhyuk and eunyoo vs luke and rosa... eunyoo would beat eunhyuk up for real and she'd be right to do it]

[rav3n]

[STOP EUNYOO BEHAVE

Luke thinks this is cute though... to him, it seems obvious that Eunyoo's keeping Eunhyuk company, and that her annoying him this way is sibling affection. EUNYOO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN LIKE HIM but Luke can be patient, it's fine.]

Well, if anyone can give her a run for her money, it's probably Marius
And I think he probably likes her, he doesn't have very many people who treat him honestly
But to answer your question from before, you don't have to worry about him. He's a better guy than the media would have you believe
Even if he's annoying and flirts all the time

[He thinks Marius would also be happy to help her with her injury, but he makes a mental note to probe at that later and in person, instead of over text]

[pathematic]

[it's the bristly small dog energy of not knowing what to do when another dog comes into your territory.... she's watching you luke....

honestly Eunhyuk does not dislike Marius, and he wouldn't actually be opposed if Eunyoo really liked him... though a part of him does think it's very ironic that both of the lee siblings apparently have crushes on guys who like the same girl. luckily for HIM he doesn't think Eunyoo actually likes Marius... he doesn't actually know if she likes anyone because sometimes conversation with your younger sister is still stilted and tense because you're incredibly guilty about something that she doesn't even remember happening and she still doesn't know the extent of how insane your first mg experience was, which is probably why they fight all the time instead.]


thanks. i'm glad i asked you

[rav3n]

[She can sense Luke's insane obsessive energy... also the way she'd probably kill him too if she ever found out how much Eunhyuk hid from her because Luke will almost always support lying to your loved ones unless it's a lie to him, SORRY EUNYOO]


That's what I'm here for!
Detective Pearce at your service anytime

[pathematic]

[STOP LUKE EUNHYUK IS TRYING TO BE LESS OF A LIAR????? anyway Eunhyuk should go back to what he was doing -- laundry or something equally domestic... instead he looks at his phone, tapping his finger against the rim of the basket as he thinks,]

so what do I owe you for your services?

[rav3n]

[Oh no not an opening to flirt when he's supposed to be working]

You're that eager to pay up?

[He could've just not answered]

[pathematic]

[HE JUST LEAVES EUNHYUK ON READ that's what he deserves for bothering luke during his work hours...]

it's only fair
and you deserve to be compensated for your help

[rav3n]

[It's fine maybe he's on break]

Well, ordinarily you'd qualify for the friends and family discount, but if you really insist
I can bill you for 5 hours [WHY 5 HOURS]

[pathematic]

[okay wait a second HOLD ON]





5 hours?

[rav3n]

Yeah
That's how much time he's spent in the shop this week, according to his location data
So that's 5 hours' worth of anxiety I just cleared up for you

[pathematic]

[🧍‍♂️]

do you keep track of all of their location data?

[their aka the nxx team... BECAUSE SURELY LUKE ONLY KEEPS TABS ON THEM....]

[rav3n]

?
I don't get it delivered to my phone or anything
I just looked when I was checking his personal information, just now

[Luke: haha what no that's weird
Also Luke:]

But I do check in sometimes
It's important to make sure I can find them quickly in an emergency

[pathematic]

[unfortunately





this makes sense to eunhyuk.........]

what about for me?

[rav3n]

Usually you're at the shop? I can just check the cameras if I want to see you [SOUND LESS CASUAL ABOUT THIS] But if you're asking whether I could find you outside, then yes
As long as you had your phone, anyway
It would take more time without that
Maybe I should make some gadgets for you, now that I think about it

[In case Eunhyuk gets KIDNAPPED and loses access to his phone... which Luke thinks is unlikely but never say never]

[pathematic]

[WHO WOULD KIDNAP HIM? JEROME AFTER HIS GROCERY STORE SHIFT??????????

there is something very funny about Luke watching him through security cameras when Eunhyuk has spent so much time watching other people through cameras.... is this what they call "role reversal"...

he'd wave but he's not in the shop right now. unless luke also has cameras in HIS HOME? anyway this is very interesting and he's intrigued but that's because he'll never realize that Luke tracking his location is insane because he's the same brand of crazy, like now as he frowns down at his phone]

I want to know where you are too

[IS THIS WHAT HE HAS A PROBLEM WITH?]

[rav3n]

[Yeah he'd lure Eunhyuk in with coupons

FUCKING HELP THOUGH NOT LIKE THISSSS]


You do?

[Well actually he supposes that's not surprising, now that he thinks of it]

It's not that I mind, but for security reasons, that wouldn't be possible
I work in a government building after all
And I don't want to tempt you into coming after me on missions if I run into delays
But I don't want you to worry either, so I'll think of something
I was planning to make some self-defense items for you and Eunyoo anyway

[Sometimes your love language is making your boyfriend's sister a lipstick tranquilizer gun]

[pathematic]

[he does love a good coupon...]


I understand

[the joke here is that he's repressing his feelings but also using an emote to show that he is but he's okay about it maybe]

eunyoo has a few tasers already

[tasers plural]