[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

Comments

[pathematic]

[he does love a good coupon...]


I understand

[the joke here is that he's repressing his feelings but also using an emote to show that he is but he's okay about it maybe]

eunyoo has a few tasers already

[tasers plural]

[rav3n]

[NOT THE REPRESSION EMOTE also good for eunyoo]

I don't like it either!!
But I'd rather we're both dissatisfied and safe

[AND HE DOESN'T TRUST YOUR STUPID ASS TO STAY PUT WITHOUT HIM THERE TO GIVE THE ORDER]

Don't worry, Detective Pearce is on the case
I'll come up with a good solution

Until then...

[:/ :\ :/]

I guess it's time to let you meet Aaron...

[HE'S SO RELUCTANT ABOUT THIS]

[pathematic]

[HE DOESN'T TRUST HIS ASS?? WHEN LUKE WAS THE ONE WHO RAN OFF TO MONSTER SEOUL DESPITE BEING TOLD TO STAY PUT?????]

really?

[O_O..... AARON.... FINALLY............]

can I meet him today?

[rav3n]

[That's different]

No

[DENIED SO FAST]

[pathematic]

[NO IT'S NOT]

what about tomorrow?

[rav3n]

[WHICH ONE OF THEM IS COMBAT-TRAINED, HUH]

You being so eager makes me want to change my mind

[pathematic]

[HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT MONSTERS

ALSO LUKE U IDIOD]

if you do then I'll get mad

[his '_' will turn into a >:|]

[rav3n]

[Their weakness is Imagine Dragons]

Like this?

[pathematic]

[no that's eunhyuk's weakness]

like that
except without the ears
or are you trying to tell me something?

[does luke want him to be a furry that bad]

[rav3n]

[It'll play during his grand entrance in season 3]

Just that when I imagine you angry, it's very cute

[It definitely wasn't cute when he got mad that Luke followed him to Monster Korea but that was then]

Anyway, tomorrow is no good either
He has a weekly date night with his wife
I don't really want you two to meet at all... but I'd rather introduce you myself
so I can set something up for next week

[pathematic]

[STOP THAT MIGHT REALLY HAPPEN

Eunhyuk like no i think luke is a furry... also the way he wonders if he and luke will have weekly date nights in the future too maybe --]


I'll look forward to it then
I want to meet the people who are important to you

[rav3n]

[STOP HE'S NOT A FURRY HE ALREADY HAS TOO MANY KINKS

The way this is so cute but Luke is still just like :\\\]

This is such a bad idea
You two are going to be soooo annoying

[HE'LL DO IT FOR LOVE... BUT DAMN HE HATES IT]

[pathematic]

[HOW MANY????

also the way eunhyuk wants to text 'NOT IF YOU LISTEN TO US' but that would probably be annoying to read...]


I'll make it up to you
and I still owe you for those five hours too
what time are you coming home today?

[rav3n]

[At least three I think

AND YEAH IT WOULD BE ANNOYING!!! Though really he's more preemptively irritated at Aaron than anything, because Aaron WILL share embarrassing photos and stories on top of aggressively wingmanning]

I think I can get out of here around 5:30 today
Artem is handling most of the work right now so I'm not too busy

[Damn what is Eunhyuk going to do when the NXX team jets off to a different country for weeks on end]

Make it up to me how?

[pathematic]

[WEEKS ON END????????? he'll mope and pine in eunyoo's apartment until she kicks him out and then he'll mope and pine at home and do something drastic like drunkenly sext luke at 3 am which will be normal croissant eating hours for luke in europe and then perish about it later.]

there's a place I want to take you when you get home
we can make it a date

[also he hasn't blown luke in a while so he'll probably do that too. he thinks about texting that but he needs to be drunk at 3 am for sexting hours]

[rav3n]

[FUCKING HELP NOT EUNHYUK SENDING THIRSTY 3AM TEXTS Luke really will have to make him an NXX member just so that they both have work to focus on

Meanwhile Luke, oblivious to Eunhyuk's state of perpetual horny thoughts:]

Oh?
Now I want to know where!

[Tell him tell him]

[pathematic]

[HE BECOMES AN NXX MEMBER BECAUSE LUKE REALIZES HE'S PERPETUALLY HORNY

also the tone of this text is very cute... he thinks of corgi luke]

That's a secret for later

[rav3n]

[YEAH... LISTEN IT'LL HELP LUKE TOO]

Awww... not even a hint?

[PLEAAAAASE]

[pathematic]

[NO.... HE'S GONNA FOLD]

it's a four letter word

[rav3n]

[(dog voice)] Park!

1/2

[pathematic]

[pathematic]

I shouldn't have given you a hint

[NOT LUKE GUESSING IT RIGHT AWAY]

[rav3n]

[Hehehe]

I am an ace detective, after all!

[Also the other four-letter word he thought of was "home" but it obviously wasn't that]

[pathematic]

[IT COULD HAVE BEEN....]


my surprise........

[rav3n]

[HE SAID "THERE'S A PLACE I WANT TO TAKE YOU" though I guess it could've been a sext but even then the only option is like, "bath"

MORE IMPORTANTLY he feels a little bad but mostly he's imagining Eunhyuk pouting (insomuch as his '_' face makes a pout) and it's so cute... how can he feel bad when disappointed Eunhyuk is so cute...]

Don't worry!! I'm more excited now that I know
It makes me want to finish working faster


[The horny part is still a surprise Eunhyuk it's fine]