[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

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[pathematic]

[IS IT THOUGH... WILL LUKE REALLY BE SURPRISED BY THE HORNY......

his expression truly is ._. (disappointed) but also this dog sticker is CUTE... Luke being excited is cute... HE REALLY IS JUST A FRIENDLY CUTE DOG he wants to smoosh Luke's cheeks,]

I'm excited too
but I won't give you a hint next time

[he'll make it a surprise surprise (luke will figure it out)]

[rav3n]

[IN A PUBLIC PARK HE WILL BE damn they're gonna get doxxed on 2030s Tiktok]

I'll change your mind next time too

[Or maybe he'll be merciful and fake surprise... who's to say...]

For today, I'll see if I can get out of here a little bit early
Is there anything I need to do before we go?

[He's not working undercover right now so he doesn't need to change his outfit, he assumes?? But he doesn't know if Eunhyuk has anything particular in mind]

[pathematic]

[STOP HE WON'T BLOW HIM IN A PUBLIC PARK even though they have already banged in public multiple times.... but listen he refuses to get luke's face on 2030s tiktok

thinks about Luke's outfit that he would absolutely remember because they're domestic and gay]

no
you're perfect the way you are

[OKAY GOOEY]

[rav3n]

[In fairness those multiple times weren't going to get them arrested

ALSO WOW HELLO??? The way he probably has to go hide so that Marius and Rosa don't notice him staring at his phone like an embarrassed goober]

Don't say things like that when I can't kiss you

[pathematic]

[it's also the way Eunhyuk can perfectly imagine Luke's sulky expression, and maybe he should have waited to say that, if only so he could see it in person...]

I'll say it again when I see you

[rav3n]

No way!
You can't use the same line twice
Especially not in one day

[MAKES UP ARBITRARY RULES]

[pathematic]

[NOT THIS ARBITRARY RULE? SINCE WHEN]

did you get that from another article

[rav3n]

No
It's in the manual

[THIS IS PROBABLY A JOKE]

[pathematic]

[PROBABLY?????

unfortunately eunhyuk is interested because he's a NERD]

what else is in the manual?

[rav3n]

[DON'T ASK THIS LIKE IT'S A REAL MANUAL]

There's a page that says I'm allowed to steal your food if I want to

[pathematic]

[WELL LISTEN MAYBE IT COULD HAVE BEEN

this text convinces him that it's NOT REAL THOUGH]

I see
what does it say about pda?

[rav3n]

[Sends him a screenshot of the law]

[pathematic]

[THE LAW? I DON'T KNOW THE STELLIS LAWS FOR PDA but i assume it's a no-no]

We'll have to do it indoors then

[the pda AND the pornda]

[rav3n]

[LMFKDHSG YEAH IT'S JUST A STANDARD CITY ORDINANCE FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY

Also wait hold on he didn't expect that answer]

Do what

[pathematic]

[no... he won't give a hint he LEARNED HIS LESSON]

a customer just came in
I'll see you at home

[SEE YA!!!!!]

[rav3n]

LIAR

[BINCH!!!!

Okay fine he will go back to work and rush through it so he can get home in time for PARK DATE]

[pathematic]

[WOW.... CALLING HIM A LIAR.... RUDE....

Eunhyuk will also get ready and wait for Luke outside the shop. He has a little messenger bag slung over his shoulder, and for once he's not wearing FLANNEL, and instead something equally casual, a nice button down over his usual t-shirt combo.

he also has a hand behind his back but maybe it's a new twist on the man standing pose as he waits for Luke to ride on in on his motorcycle in sexy slow-mo or something, waiting patiently for Luke to take off his helmet so he can give him a kiss!!!!]

Welcome home.

[rav3n]

[Rude but honest

ALSO STOP IT'S NOT SEXY SLOW-MO!! If anything he rocks up a little too quickly, far too eager to kill the engine and tug his helmet off. He hops to his feet to give Eunhyuk the kiss he wants, and then steals another for himself, his imaginary tail wagging happily.]

You look nice. [He truly has no eye for fashion whatsoever but he has all of the eyes for his boyfriend, so of course he notices when dresses differently, even in a simple way. (This is arguably much easier than having to notice different nail polish colors or lipstick shades and he should not get credit for it.)]

[pathematic]

[it's sexy slow mo to eunhyuk........ it's his insane boyfriend vision that is actually 20/20 just for moments like these, like when Luke shows up after a long day or does something else that's perfectly normal but insanely seductive to Eunhyuk.

and then time jumps forward and Luke is kissing him, and Eunhyuk would be happy to keep kissing him despite just having read the law for public indecency. instead he smiles, the corners of his mouth pushing up into a real, sincere one as he kisses Luke's cheek one last time,]

You do too.

[and then slides the hand behind his back into view! it is his normal hand.... opening to reveal a rose nestled in the palm, which he tucks into Luke's shirt pocket. it has a deep red color, with just enough stem for the pocket, peeking out like a blushing maiden.]

Now you look even better.

[rav3n]

[HELP I HATE THIS WHY DOES HE JUST HAVE KDRAMA VISION I guess to match Luke's shoujo vision as Eunhyuk surprises him with a ROSE... he doesn't get startled shyly as easily these days, but it still happens at times like this, and Eunhyuk gets to see his surprised face, and then his blush--but only briefly, before it melts into smile. He gently cups the flower with one hand, reaching out to hold Eunhyuk's with the other.]

Where'd you get this from?

[pathematic]

[however brief it is, Eunhyuk savors all of it -- Luke's surprise, his smile, and the way that shade of pink matches him so well. Maybe the real blushing maiden is Luke, not the rose... He intertwines his fingers with Luke's, eyes still on him,]

At the flower shop around the corner. I wasn't sure what to pick at first.

[truly he'd been spoiled for choice there? so many flowers, he could have picked the ones the exact shade of Luke's eyes or his hair, or the ones with meanings that reminded him of Luke.]

So I decided to get something that would tell you how I feel.

[a rose is universal, isn't it? throughout every language, and maybe every world. a simple 'I love you', classic and also undeniably true,]

[rav3n]

[Thinks about how roses in Mondstadt aren't romantic at all... imagine if Luke was like "haha what"

No he doesn't do that. In fact, he's kind of helpless to do anything but step close and kiss him again, longer this time... IT'S STILL CHASTE, THEY'RE FINE!!! But there's really no other way for him to convey how full his heart feels, no succinct words to explain the warmth that floods his chest every time Eunhyuk says or does such sweet things. Local man too used to thinking about how to perform romantic gestures, doesn't know to handle being wooed in return,,,

When he pulls back, he puffs out his cheeks in an exaggerated pout.]

You're doing it again. [(Luke voice from months ago) Are you getting paid to say these things]

[pathematic]

[STOP luke proves that he really is teucer from another world,

Eunhyuk continues to think Luke is so adorable and endearing and cute -- the way he kisses him in reply, and then looks at him with a pout. He kisses that puffed up cheek too, mwah.]

Doing what?

[hehe

he tugs on Luke's hand in his as he starts to walk, because while he's seriously considering just making out with Luke as their DATE, he did say he wanted to take him somewhere...]

[rav3n]

[NOT TEUCER

He ignores the question, though he laces their fingers together as they walk.]

We're walking to the park? [It's a nice day out so that's fine with him, though he's a little surprised because he knows how Eunhyuk feels about the bike]

[pathematic]

[DON'T JUST ASSIGN HIM BIKE KINK

but he is happy to hold hands with Luke as they head over to the park. It's such a simple thing -- and it's not the first time he's just walked with Luke somewhere, but he still can't help marveling over it a little,]

I like taking my time if it's with you. [simply,] And this way, we can talk to each other too.

[he does like the bike though yeah....]