[closed] with yaywon

[rav3n]

I think we already have a post somewhere but whatever this one is for gay people

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[pathematic]

[NO.... HE'S GONNA FOLD]

it's a four letter word

[rav3n]

[(dog voice)] Park!

1/2

[pathematic]

[pathematic]

I shouldn't have given you a hint

[NOT LUKE GUESSING IT RIGHT AWAY]

[rav3n]

[Hehehe]

I am an ace detective, after all!

[Also the other four-letter word he thought of was "home" but it obviously wasn't that]

[pathematic]

[IT COULD HAVE BEEN....]


my surprise........

[rav3n]

[HE SAID "THERE'S A PLACE I WANT TO TAKE YOU" though I guess it could've been a sext but even then the only option is like, "bath"

MORE IMPORTANTLY he feels a little bad but mostly he's imagining Eunhyuk pouting (insomuch as his '_' face makes a pout) and it's so cute... how can he feel bad when disappointed Eunhyuk is so cute...]

Don't worry!! I'm more excited now that I know
It makes me want to finish working faster


[The horny part is still a surprise Eunhyuk it's fine]

[pathematic]

[IS IT THOUGH... WILL LUKE REALLY BE SURPRISED BY THE HORNY......

his expression truly is ._. (disappointed) but also this dog sticker is CUTE... Luke being excited is cute... HE REALLY IS JUST A FRIENDLY CUTE DOG he wants to smoosh Luke's cheeks,]

I'm excited too
but I won't give you a hint next time

[he'll make it a surprise surprise (luke will figure it out)]

[rav3n]

[IN A PUBLIC PARK HE WILL BE damn they're gonna get doxxed on 2030s Tiktok]

I'll change your mind next time too

[Or maybe he'll be merciful and fake surprise... who's to say...]

For today, I'll see if I can get out of here a little bit early
Is there anything I need to do before we go?

[He's not working undercover right now so he doesn't need to change his outfit, he assumes?? But he doesn't know if Eunhyuk has anything particular in mind]

[pathematic]

[STOP HE WON'T BLOW HIM IN A PUBLIC PARK even though they have already banged in public multiple times.... but listen he refuses to get luke's face on 2030s tiktok

thinks about Luke's outfit that he would absolutely remember because they're domestic and gay]

no
you're perfect the way you are

[OKAY GOOEY]

[rav3n]

[In fairness those multiple times weren't going to get them arrested

ALSO WOW HELLO??? The way he probably has to go hide so that Marius and Rosa don't notice him staring at his phone like an embarrassed goober]

Don't say things like that when I can't kiss you

[pathematic]

[it's also the way Eunhyuk can perfectly imagine Luke's sulky expression, and maybe he should have waited to say that, if only so he could see it in person...]

I'll say it again when I see you

[rav3n]

No way!
You can't use the same line twice
Especially not in one day

[MAKES UP ARBITRARY RULES]

[pathematic]

[NOT THIS ARBITRARY RULE? SINCE WHEN]

did you get that from another article

[rav3n]

No
It's in the manual

[THIS IS PROBABLY A JOKE]

[pathematic]

[PROBABLY?????

unfortunately eunhyuk is interested because he's a NERD]

what else is in the manual?

[rav3n]

[DON'T ASK THIS LIKE IT'S A REAL MANUAL]

There's a page that says I'm allowed to steal your food if I want to

[pathematic]

[WELL LISTEN MAYBE IT COULD HAVE BEEN

this text convinces him that it's NOT REAL THOUGH]

I see
what does it say about pda?

[rav3n]

[Sends him a screenshot of the law]

[pathematic]

[THE LAW? I DON'T KNOW THE STELLIS LAWS FOR PDA but i assume it's a no-no]

We'll have to do it indoors then

[the pda AND the pornda]

[rav3n]

[LMFKDHSG YEAH IT'S JUST A STANDARD CITY ORDINANCE FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY

Also wait hold on he didn't expect that answer]

Do what

[pathematic]

[no... he won't give a hint he LEARNED HIS LESSON]

a customer just came in
I'll see you at home

[SEE YA!!!!!]

[rav3n]

LIAR

[BINCH!!!!

Okay fine he will go back to work and rush through it so he can get home in time for PARK DATE]

[pathematic]

[WOW.... CALLING HIM A LIAR.... RUDE....

Eunhyuk will also get ready and wait for Luke outside the shop. He has a little messenger bag slung over his shoulder, and for once he's not wearing FLANNEL, and instead something equally casual, a nice button down over his usual t-shirt combo.

he also has a hand behind his back but maybe it's a new twist on the man standing pose as he waits for Luke to ride on in on his motorcycle in sexy slow-mo or something, waiting patiently for Luke to take off his helmet so he can give him a kiss!!!!]

Welcome home.

[rav3n]

[Rude but honest

ALSO STOP IT'S NOT SEXY SLOW-MO!! If anything he rocks up a little too quickly, far too eager to kill the engine and tug his helmet off. He hops to his feet to give Eunhyuk the kiss he wants, and then steals another for himself, his imaginary tail wagging happily.]

You look nice. [He truly has no eye for fashion whatsoever but he has all of the eyes for his boyfriend, so of course he notices when dresses differently, even in a simple way. (This is arguably much easier than having to notice different nail polish colors or lipstick shades and he should not get credit for it.)]