[closed] MARCILLEBOWL

[swerves]

just kidding (unless?)

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[picky]

If I buy her toys, that'll make it even harder to give her away...

[swerves]

But that would be lying!

[YEAH OKAY YOU MEAN YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY SUO]

But really, what's the problem? Is it a matter of cost?

[picky]

[ TRULY she is just gonna leave that one alone bc that feels like a lot to unpack and this kitty has her attention for now ]

Actually, I have no idea how much it costs to have a cat... I had a bird when I was little
Maybe I'd be okay?
But it's more like I have no idea how to take care of a cat!!
Don't they scratch up furniture and bite people?

[swerves]

Not if you care for them properly. This one looks quite young, which means she'll be quite easy to train. As long as you have the proper supplies and patience, you'll be fine.

Don't worry, I know you'll be a wonderful cat parent.

[picky]

You don't know that...

[ no more being mad.... she's so easy. ]

You sound like you've been around cats before

[swerves]

I do. I believe you're the sort of person who is capable of anything they put their mind to.

[ATTACKS WITH SINCERITY]

Only a little. There are quite a few strays that live around Makochi, so one of our responsibilities as Bofurin is to check in on them and make sure they're cared for. They're typically fed and sheltered by the townspeople, but occasionally, if one is sick or if the weather is poor, we'll bring one back to the school for a time.

[picky]

[ she knew you were lying you cute rat bastard

anyway, on her way to rang's: ]

I never would have thought that a street gang would take care of strays too...
The school just lets you take them in?

[swerves]

[Maybe he just takes a shitton of Allegra Marcille HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T....]

Haha, well, Bofurin is quite unique, and Umemiya-san is very persuasive. After everything he's done for the school and the town, I imagine they'd let him do just about anything.

[picky]

Maybe Umemiya-san has room for one more stray...?

[swerves]

I'm sure he would love to, but unfortunately, cats can't be around certain plants, and his garden is his pride and joy.

[This one is true Marcy]

Also, Sugishita-kun would be terribly jealous.

[This one is even more true]

[picky]

Who's Sugishita-kun?

[swerves]

Hmmm...

A demon?（笑）

[picky]

You don't like him?

[swerves]

Oh no, I like him just fine. He's just very antisocial, apart from Umemiya-san, to whom he's fanatically devoted. I fear he wouldn't know what to do with competition that he can't throw a desk at.

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[picky]

Even if it's just a cat??

[ HELP? ]

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[picky]

Suo, you seem like a nice person...

[ being a complete liar aside. also dungeon meshi characters don't use honorifics... 😳 (it means nothing) ]

Why are you a part of this in the first place?

[swerves]

[LISTEN... Sugishita is just a little feral... domestication is a work in progress... also :flushed: so forward]

Hm? Did you not mean to include me in your message to Rang-san? I apologize if my advice was unsolicited.

[That's not what she meant]

[picky]

No, I mean the gang!

[swerves]

Well, isn't it nice to be protected by strong young men?

[Yeah okay]

[picky]

So you're doing this as a public service?
Really?

[swerves]

I meant for myself!

[It's getting worse]

[picky]

[ HELFJDOCJSKFS

🏳️‍🌈⁉️ ]

You're treating them like your personal bodyguards??
From what exactly???

[swerves]

Well, what am I going to do if some hooligan rips off my eyepatch and the ancient spirit sealed in my eye escapes? Naturally, I can only count on Bofurin to evacuate the townspeople before it's too late...

[SUO CAN YOU STOP]

[picky]

[ HE'S KILLING ME ]

QUIT JOKING AROUND!!!!

[swerves]

Ahaha!

[HE'S A MENACE]

But aside from that, "public service" isn't far off. Have you heard Bofurin's motto?