[closed] MARCILLEBOWL

[swerves]

just kidding (unless?)

Comments

[picky]

[ she knew you were lying you cute rat bastard

anyway, on her way to rang's: ]

I never would have thought that a street gang would take care of strays too...
The school just lets you take them in?

[swerves]

[Maybe he just takes a shitton of Allegra Marcille HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T....]

Haha, well, Bofurin is quite unique, and Umemiya-san is very persuasive. After everything he's done for the school and the town, I imagine they'd let him do just about anything.

[picky]

Maybe Umemiya-san has room for one more stray...?

[swerves]

I'm sure he would love to, but unfortunately, cats can't be around certain plants, and his garden is his pride and joy.

[This one is true Marcy]

Also, Sugishita-kun would be terribly jealous.

[This one is even more true]

[picky]

Who's Sugishita-kun?

[swerves]

Hmmm...

A demon?（笑）

[picky]

You don't like him?

[swerves]

Oh no, I like him just fine. He's just very antisocial, apart from Umemiya-san, to whom he's fanatically devoted. I fear he wouldn't know what to do with competition that he can't throw a desk at.

1/2

[picky]

Even if it's just a cat??

[ HELP? ]

2/2

[picky]

Suo, you seem like a nice person...

[ being a complete liar aside. also dungeon meshi characters don't use honorifics... 😳 (it means nothing) ]

Why are you a part of this in the first place?

[swerves]

[LISTEN... Sugishita is just a little feral... domestication is a work in progress... also :flushed: so forward]

Hm? Did you not mean to include me in your message to Rang-san? I apologize if my advice was unsolicited.

[That's not what she meant]

[picky]

No, I mean the gang!

[swerves]

Well, isn't it nice to be protected by strong young men?

[Yeah okay]

[picky]

So you're doing this as a public service?
Really?

[swerves]

I meant for myself!

[It's getting worse]

[picky]

[ HELFJDOCJSKFS

🏳️‍🌈⁉️ ]

You're treating them like your personal bodyguards??
From what exactly???

[swerves]

Well, what am I going to do if some hooligan rips off my eyepatch and the ancient spirit sealed in my eye escapes? Naturally, I can only count on Bofurin to evacuate the townspeople before it's too late...

[SUO CAN YOU STOP]

[picky]

[ HE'S KILLING ME ]

QUIT JOKING AROUND!!!!

[swerves]

Ahaha!

[HE'S A MENACE]

But aside from that, "public service" isn't far off. Have you heard Bofurin's motto?

[picky]

[ SHE'S BACK TO BEING HUFFY ]

No, I haven't
What is it?

[swerves]

[It's just so easy to tease her...]

"Anyone past this point who causes pain, who brings destruction, who holds evil in their heart, will be purged by Bofurin without exception." That's the sign posted at the entrance to town, so that anyone with ill intentions knows that Makochi is under the protection of Bofurin. So, when things are quiet, we help out in other ways.

[picky]

[ aww... ]

You all must really care a lot about your town
It sounds like they appreciate you too.





But shouldn't there be like...
Y'know
A police force who does the purging part already?

[swerves]

There was once, but they abandoned the town long ago, once the lawlessness and violence reached a critical point. It's only been two years since Umemiya-san took the top spot of Furin and cleaned up the town, so perhaps they'll return someday... though I wouldn't be surprised if the townsfolk didn't welcome them.

[Everyone's happier this way tbh, even if they are technically relying on teenagers for protection.]

[picky]

They just gave up because it was too dangerous?!
And now your group has to clean up after them???
That's horrible! Those COWARDS!
If I was the townsfolk I would run them into the next continent!!!

[swerves]

（笑）I don't anticipate we'll see them anytime soon, but I'm sure the people of Makochi would appreciate the sentiment.

Fortunately, I believe Umemiya-san supports Sakura-kun as the future leader of Furin, so we'll be in good hands for some time.