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Tartaglia "Comrade Bonzo" Childe | Эйджакс ([personal profile] toyska) wrote in [community profile] smdh2025-07-29 10:50 am
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-01 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ two soulless eyed hoyos and their SOs

Aventurine and the gaudy way he dresses sticks out, but not enough to jump to conclusions like coming from a farflung, spacefaring universe, and a lifestyle much more glamorous and dangerous than sitting around in a tiny neighborhood like this. It's funny what a room of bigshots this is besides Nehan. Childe working directly for some kind of royalty as a diplomat, Essek as easily the most powerful of the Scawwy NPCs, Aventurine the Stoneheart. ]


He's not. He comes to visit me because I'm not allowed to leave here without clearance. I'm a ex-con, you see.

[ Nehan has no problem divulging his sketchy circumstances. He pats Aventurine's knee like they're an old married couple. ]

It's very considerate of you. [ But also tell your friends even 1 thing about yourself, Churin. ]
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[personal profile] tactic 2025-08-01 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ He turns to Nehan with a smile when he answers the question for Aventurine, huffing out a small laugh a moment later. ]

I still manage to steal him away at times.

[ Because of course he does. As much as he'd like for them to spend all their time together, they both have their own responsibilities. Even so, they make it work, and Aventurine is in a high enough position to bend the rules every now and again.

When he returns his gaze to Childe and Essek, he does so with an open friendliness. Yeah, maybe he's a cagey bitch 100% of the time, but what if a guy just doesn't like talking about himself, huh. Can you really blame him for that? ]


I'm from a cosmos that houses many planets, and work for the Interastral Peace Corporation. If you've any interest in space travel, I'm happy to show the two of you around.
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-01 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The way he knows a little more about Nehan than Aventurine, HIS BEST FRIEND (I'm kidding). He does know a bit about some of this, so he doesn't say anything because that is Nehan's (and he guesses Aventurine's now) business.

He can't believe he is besties with a lightless-eyed freak and now is dating a lightless-eyed freak. Why is he surrounded by this? Please get some light back into your eyeballs.]


...I'm free to go whenever there is time.

[Sometimes, you have done your duty in helping your friends vanquish a nine-mage evil, slap around a (historian voice) good friend's former deranged Sith mentor and two evil exes, and now you are a fugitive who really has nothing but to be on the run doing nerdy little wizard things.

Just with your boyfriend who you haven't talked to about, like, officially being your boyfriend at any point.]


You don't have to worry about me.
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-04 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry i had to be 3d

THEIR ANTAGONIST COUNSEL... Essek if you were from a video game you too could've been a boss fight. Instead you had to go beat up another purple man. He's grateful that Essek managed to survive all this to make it to their nice tea party, and also apparently find time to have a long distance boyfriend(?).

Nehan reserves any judgment on this relationship as of yet, sipping at his drink briefly. ]


After all that's happened to you three, a vacation should be in the cards.

[ Murder again...... ]

Aventurine told me there were lobsters involved.
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[personal profile] tactic 2025-08-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOT THE LOBSTER MENTION

That would be so insane if Skirk was just traversing Aventurine's cosmos, but this is Hoyoverse and maybe one day, when we run out of hi3rd expies, we'll start getting genshin ones. For now, he gives an easy little nod at this agreement to come visit his side of things, with a small mental note to himself to steal Nehan away at that time as well.

Also, he gives Essek a look that very much says everyone is worried about you all the time before glancing at Nehan, and then back to the others as he sips his own tea. ]


... Yes, I had mentioned the one with the rocket launcher.

[ You know, because there were several lobster incidents during their graveyard stay. ]
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-04 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't fucking look at him that way. His brows furrow dismissively at Aventurine. Stop that.

Slowly, he closes his eyes when Nehan mentions the lobster, taking a sip of his tea to keep himself from groaning, and using it as an attempt to ignore Aventurine's worry.

Why the fuck would Aventurine mention that! WHY IS IT FUN?!

In the midst of his drink, he sputters slightly at the last part and quickly tries to cough to clear his throat and swallow to keep from falling into the choking strangle you get. AVENTURINE STARTED IT!!!]
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ please feel free to break tag order as a mingle because i am a vegetable

He doesn't want to fathom a vacation turned murder game. That's already what GBF summer vacation is like. He can't deal with it elsewhere. He's still sort of grappling with the reality of a bunch of people he knows disappearing without even noticing until they shamble out of a very cursed airport.

Thankfully, the existential dread of that is cut short by Essek being a maiden again. Offers him a handkerchief just in case, also faintly amused. ]


...Aventurine didn't mention that one. He could elaborate now, since Essek seems at a loss for words.

[ Why were the girls fighting... or having UST on a mingle party, I don't know your life. ]
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[personal profile] tactic 2025-08-07 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why WERE the girls fighting?? Even Aventurine doesn't know. He just sets his tea down and crosses his arms, looking very much exasperated. He hopes Essek chokes to death on air. ]

It's not as if I started it.

[ Did he start it? He doesn't think he started it. Literally all he did was answer a dumb party question, and then suddenly they were on the floor. ]

Essek was the one who grabbed me around the neck and decided he wanted to tussle.

[ And what was Aventurine supposed to do? NOT FIGHT BACK? ]
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-07 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[The way we ignore Nu and continue on.

He clears his throat and covers his mouth as he finishes coughing. Thank you, Childe. Aventurine gets a little
glare without any heat to it.]


Aventurine absolutely started it. I wouldn't have wasted my energy grabbing him if not. He was being annoying, as usual.

[What are best friends if not people we are mean to in front of company? At least Nehan knows how annoying Aventurine is already......]

Besides, the usual strange effects were in play as well.
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-07 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ where is essek's bracelet

Anyway, he thinks they're both annoying. Holds his tea. ]


Arguing about who started it... are you children?

[ WOULD THEY LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH THE STARDUST KIDS INSTEAD ]
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, he has a gay little gold and red bracelet on the opposite wrist than Childe.

Almost as if when they hold hands, the bracelets will be together.]
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[personal profile] tactic 2025-08-07 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE WHEN I AM TOUCHING GRASS

But wow, betrayal on all sides. He has no allies in this room (maybe Childe?), and he narrows his eyes at Essek before dropping his head on Nehan's shoulder like a sad, pathetic creature. ]


Nehan, you could at least pretend to defend me a little.

[ This isn't the united front they should be presenting. ]
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sipping his tea like 😒 at Nehan. Friendship ended with Nehan, now only Scien and Mumu are his friends now.

And Aventurine, I guess.

He glances at Childe briefly. Yeah, you would understand this betrayal. Can't believe Iris got fridged for the yaoi.]


Nehan should just be glad he never had to be a participant. We can always go back to talking about how much you missed him.
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ DON'T SAY SHE GOT FRIDGED WHEN SHE'S ALIVE!!!! anyway admires their gay bracelets. when is the wedding. are you guys married types.

He is unmoved by any of this displeasure, but does, magnanimously, give Aventurine a little headscratch. He's been bullied so much. ]


Not necessary.

[ Embarrassing... for him, not Aventurine. ]

Tell me how you two met instead.
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[personal profile] tactic 2025-08-08 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Imagine not knowing betrayal, thinks Aventurine who is always happy to orchestrate a betrayal.

But he's easily pacified by the head scratch, and just as happy to remain cozied up by Nehan's side as he gives a grin to both Childe and Essek. ]


Yes, do tell. Don't leave out the embarrassing bits either.
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[This is not what he had in mind when he was being reverse Uno'd, or whatever. He makes a bit of a face at the request, glances at Childe, and then looks at Nehan and Aventurine around his cup as he has another sip.

Don't just think of two immediately, what the fuck?]


It wasn't anything glamorous. He was coming out of the baggage device where the... [Thinks about how he died... Frowns.] Well, he was coming out of the trash, and I was going in.

[Closing my eyes. Me, Anna.]
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[personal profile] unconsecuted 2025-08-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP, NO!!!!!]
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[personal profile] wolftonic 2025-08-09 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ i think you guys should talk about the threesome. threesomes? what even happened here

He continues to assuage Aventurine with head pats, and does not point out that some people would find a meet-cute in the garbage to be embarrassing. Nehan really doesn't even know the half of it and how mild this is in comparison to everything else. There was wasn't that much banging in Silent Hill? ]


I see. So you met in a dumpster of some kind. [ ... ] It makes for a good story...

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