[closed] EXORCIST BOYS CLUB..... 2!

[sixillusions]

There will be no rectangles this time probably

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[situationship]

I'm sure it's fine!

[ Said while keeping Lavi in his arms like a hostage. ]

[sixillusions]

[Mercilessly abandons Lavi to his fate and rolls his eyes.

Muttered:]

At least Beansprout's not here. [OR THE REST OF THE DGM CREW... he never thought about how to explain a situation like this]

[situationship]

That's the white-haired shortie, right?

[ While he'd love to meet all of Kanda and Lavi's co-workers and tour the Catholic headquarters, he gets that it might not be ideal. Maybe they'd think Suguru and him are demons that should be exorcised.

Lavi's fate waits on Yaywon, so they can chat until then. ]

What were you guys up to, anyway?

[sixillusions]

Yeah.

[Gojo gets a real answer for once, because he called Allen short.

Fortunately they probably??? Aren't at HQ right now... they have no reason to go back "Kanda is in big trouble because he pissed off all the higher-ups when he left" NO REASON TO GO BACK...... Gojo and Geto still get the fun of observing an 1890s England setting.

Also, unhelpfully:]

Traveling.

[situationship]

[ All of you are short to him. ]

For business? Or on the run.

[ Because he can't imagine Lavi and Kanda just... Hanging out and enjoying themselves in their home world. I'm sorry. Satoru and Suguru may have had a lot of their youth taken from them, but they still know how to have fun unlike these exorcists.

Or at least that's what Satoru thinks. ]

[sixillusions]

[Me realizing that Kanda is the shortest one in this quartet... damn

...He thinks about it for a minute.]

Both, I guess. [That's not helpful either Kanda]

[situationship]

[ It's okay. He is a short princess.

That answers absolutely nothing. ]

Haa?

[sixillusions]

[HE'S 5'11 1/2"

And he sighs, impatient. He starts to say something about how explaining would be pointless because Gojo doesn't know anything about DGM plot, but he stops because he realizes he has no idea how much Lavi has told them about. Anything. Granted Lavi only knew what Kanda told him, which wasn't very much, but still.

Instead:]

Does it matter?

[situationship]

I think it matters a little bit. It helps us know what we could be looking out for?

[ Have we considered that Lavi is a cagey buffoon... But whether Satoru knows it or not, it's an attempt to know and understand. To connect. ]

[sixillusions]

[Stares at him blankly.]

"We"?

[situationship]

Yeah?

[ Kanda didn't really ask an actual question, so why should he give a proper answer? Not that he's being malicious or a shit about this, but he doesn't know Kanda is actually like




asking anything. ]

[sixillusions]

[He's so baffled by everything that's happening right now.

..........]

This has nothing to do with you guys.

[situationship]

[ ............ ]

But we're visiting you guys, so what would be a threat to you would also be a threat to us.

[sixillusions]

[Oh, that makes sense.]

Don't make it sound like you're staying... [HE HAS TO COMPLAIN FIRST] Akuma look like normal people, so just keep an eye out for anyone acting suspicious and stay alive until we can kill it. And don't talk to anyone from the church.

[He doesn't want to deal with the headache of getting caught before he goes back on his own]

[situationship]

[ Nodding! He will keep in mind and now... ]

You guys outlaws now?

[ He doesn't question with a why. ]

[sixillusions]

[He huffs, something akin to a dry laugh... he's not the type to say it out loud, but the vibe is very "I wish."]

No. We'll go back once we figure out what's going on. But we can't trust them right now.

[situationship]

Won't they get suspicious about you guys not being around to take up cases?

[ How does this work... ]

[sixillusions]

They can't do anything about it even if they are. [Oh the arrogance of a top exorcist. It's especially bad with Kanda, who somehow respects them even less than he did before and thus doesn't give two shits what they think about him not being around.] But it doesn't matter, since they don't know where we are. We just have to keep it that way.

[This is harder for Kanda than it is for Lavi since Kanda's idea of a disguise is just putting a coat on over his exorcist coat... Kanda's RBF does 90% of the work]

[situationship]

[ Well... If it works out for them, then it does. Satoru isn't going to question it.

In a whisper: ]

Are you guys going by fake names...?

[ It sounds fun to lay low and disguise yourself, though yeah he can't imagine Kanda doing that well at all. ]

[sixillusions]

[Not in a whisper:]

Why would we go by fake names?

[situationship]

Shouldn't you guys be laying low and stuff? Granted I don't trust that "Lavi" is actually his real name to begin with, but you know...

[ It's close to being "real" name if it has meaning and people put a face to it. ]

[sixillusions]

[He glances sideways at Lavi, at that--but ultimately, he decides not to say anything. LAVI CAN TALK ABOUT NAMES IF HE WANTS TO, Kanda will leave that decision to him.]

Nobody's asking our names, so it's fine.

[They might be asking Lavi about their names. Kanda's perception of the world is so skewed by his own antisocial personality.]

[situationship]

[ Follows his gaze.................. ]

So you're going to leave it to Lavi.

[sixillusions]

[Shrugs like the completely unhelpful man that he is.]

He's the one doing most of the talking. [Why would Kanda bother when Lavi likes to yap!! It's a win/win as far as he's concerned]

[situationship]

He does love talking.

[ This group is just three yappers and Kanda. Sees the single bed... ]

You guys sharing a bed?