[closed] EXORCIST BOYS CLUB..... 2!

[sixillusions]

There will be no rectangles this time probably

Comments

[sixillusions]

[Not in a whisper:]

Why would we go by fake names?

[situationship]

Shouldn't you guys be laying low and stuff? Granted I don't trust that "Lavi" is actually his real name to begin with, but you know...

[ It's close to being "real" name if it has meaning and people put a face to it. ]

[sixillusions]

[He glances sideways at Lavi, at that--but ultimately, he decides not to say anything. LAVI CAN TALK ABOUT NAMES IF HE WANTS TO, Kanda will leave that decision to him.]

Nobody's asking our names, so it's fine.

[They might be asking Lavi about their names. Kanda's perception of the world is so skewed by his own antisocial personality.]

[situationship]

[ Follows his gaze.................. ]

So you're going to leave it to Lavi.

[sixillusions]

[Shrugs like the completely unhelpful man that he is.]

He's the one doing most of the talking. [Why would Kanda bother when Lavi likes to yap!! It's a win/win as far as he's concerned]

[situationship]

He does love talking.

[ This group is just three yappers and Kanda. Sees the single bed... ]

You guys sharing a bed?

[sixillusions]

[YOU CAME BACK FOR THIS

Kanda narrows his eyes slightly as he tries to figure out whether this is an annoying personal question or if it's just practical exorcist things.......]

Sometimes. [HOW VAGUE]

[situationship]

[ Kanda... You should be smart enough to figure this out... As exorcists and sorcerers, anything is personal. ]

What... Sometimes you fall asleep in meditation pose?

[sixillusions]

[IF HE FIGURES THAT OUT HE'LL STOP ANSWERING AND LEAVE]

No. I just don't sleep that much. [Unlike Lavi who would nap for 17 hours a day if he could]

[situationship]

Have you guys had sex?

[ Ready for Kanda to walk off now. ]

[turbulency]

[ Also comes back for this.

Waiting for the answer. ]

[sixillusions]

[THIS IS THE WRONG DGM TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS]

[turbulency]

[ He doesn't want to see Lavi blush like an uke. ]

[situationship]

You think Lavi's the bottom?

[turbulency]

[ Thinks. ]

Not sure. But he probably does most of the work.

[situationship]

Huh...

[ think thonk ]

I guess that makes sense. That's too bad since he could use a break.

[turbulency]

[ Nodding... ]

Maybe he likes it that way, though. He's a bit of a people pleaser.

[sixillusions]

[NOT THIS]

Get out.

[situationship]

[ SITS HERE? ON THE EDGE OF THE BED? To make a point that he's staying. ]

So you have?

1/

[sixillusions]

[STARTS DRAWING HIS SWORD]

2/

[sixillusions]

[Remembers learning about Gojo's stupid powers]

3/3

[sixillusions]

[PUTS THE SWORD AWAY AND STOMPS OFF TO LEAVE]

[situationship]

[ Nooooooo! He raises his voice so Kanda can hear him as he stomps off. ]

Awwww, you don't even want to try?!

[sixillusions]

[DOES NOT ANSWER...... ABANDONS LAVI TO DEAL WITH THIS ALONE

The worst part is that he's not even embarrassed he's just annoyed that they're talking about his personal life at all]

[situationship]

[ oh kanda never change ]