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Tartaglia "Comrade Bonzo" Childe | Эйджакс ([personal profile] toyska) wrote in [community profile] smdh2022-06-20 11:17 am
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zhongli's sleepy bitch disease

[personal profile] pillar 2023-01-13 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ adepti have no need of rest, or so they say. ask rex lapis, and he would have called this a half-truth: the act of sleeping isn't necessary for gods and adepti, but rest in any of its forms, unconscious or otherwise, is a necessity for any sentient being. the act of sleeping might be one of those forms.

the mortal zhongli has gotten very good at sleeping. it was a novelty like any other mortal experience he'd indulged in. if he was going to play his part, he would commit to the role entirely, whether or not anyone was watching him. that night on the ocean's pearl, he finally found an audience.

childe didn't visit often, and when he did, the two of them usually gave into their appetites for as long as they reasonably could. they would only consider sleep in the early hours of the morning while they laid in bed, spent and satisfied, pillow talking. childe would drift off first (he's tried not to, but he does), and after a while of drinking in the peaceful visage of his partner beside him, zhongli would follow after him.

it seems idyllic until it's time to wake up. childe should have learned that by now.

it's a golden morning in liyue, there are birds outside, etc etc. they're in zhongli's home this time, and sometime during the night, zhongli had the sense to pull the covers over their naked bodies. whenever childe wakes up, he'll see zhongli asleep beside him as always, long hair strung on his pillow and under his cheek. on the side of his neck, the riptide mark glows a fluorescent blue-white within a circle of teethmarks, pocked with dried gold. even as a human, he still seems to breathe deeply like a great, slumbering beast.

he won't wake up easily. good luck, childe. ]
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[personal profile] pillar 2023-04-03 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ first, childe's fingertips rouse a prickling cold against his neck, dispersing hydro like ripples in water until the riptide mark glows a faint, luminescent blue. zhongli is drawn into a hazy consciousness, aware enough to feel the slide of fingertips up his jaw, running up the edge of his face before curling around the shell of his ear. his own hair slips after it, tickling and full of errant threads, until it's neatly tucked away.

zhongli's yellow eyes slowly blink open, and over the streams of earthen hair over the pillow beside him, there's a blur of familiar colors: ochre, light peach, two smudges of azure. his heart begins to stir, an old clock slowly turning its well-worn cogs; leagues ahead of his ancient memory, it knows that these are the colors that make up the face of his greatest love. his soulmate is the warm and softly breathing weight under the curl of his arm, skin softened from sleep under slanted morning light, smiling at him with affection that reaches fathoms deep. zhongli, who's chosen to shamelessly indulge in his hedonistic pleasures, collects it like irresistible gold.

his tired eyes fall at half-mast, caught between never waking and holding that loving gaze (this could be a dream, after all) until they finally fall closed. he tilts his head until his lips brush childe's wrist, pressing a gentle, lazy kiss to his pulse. then zhongli tightens his arm like a cat curling in its sleep, drawing childe's body flush against his by the waist.

zhongli gently meets his forehead to childe's, turning his nose in towards the pillow. he breathes a heavy sigh from the depths of his lungs, underlaid with a low, contented hum from his throat. he takes in the scent of their sex, the clean pillow, the soap of childe's hair that he can never resist. mornings like these are the sweetest to savor, he's embarrassingly said at least once. in his sleep-addled mind, forgetting any circumstance or motivations that keep them apart, he thinks: let him live here for the rest of his days.

childe will feel something familiar slowly coil over his knee. first, there are the whorls of fur, snaking through empty pockets between the comforter and his leg. second, the warm run of scales, stones softened by a river floor. it doesn't stop until it's curled once around his calf, heavy and solid as a boulder.

congrats! childe is now trapped. ]
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[personal profile] pillar 2023-08-23 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ childe's voice enters zhongli's bleary consciousness, leading him back into wakefulness like a siren song. zhongli sighs again through his nose, eyes still unopened, and then childe speaks sweetly against his mouth.

his ajax, still calling him from the waking world. zhongli hums again softly both in acknowledgment and protest, rumbling from the back of his throat. if childe won't do it first, zhongli tips his chin forward and closes his lips against childe's. his kisses are languid and slow and lazy, still halfway in sleep but meant to lull childe back into silence. he could kiss zhongli awake, or maybe zhongli will kiss him until childe comes to his senses and stays in this bed with him until the afternoon (at best).

the curl of zhongli's tail has begun to slacken. with childe's strength, he should be able to slip out from it, if he really wants to. ]
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[personal profile] pillar 2023-09-16 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ zhongli really is being forced to choose between his two great loves: ajax and delicious food. harbingers really are ruthless... also, if childe wants to leave, he shouldn't pet zhongli's hair. that's just asking for him to go full dragon and trap childe on the bed.

he hums again softly as his hair is brushed back, still keeping his eyes closed as he thinks. ajax's wonderful cooking, or ajax in bed? he's too tired to pick one. why has fontaine not found a way to cook in bed.

fine. he goes for what's easiest.

he rolls them until childe is on his back and zhongli is lying on top of him. he kisses childe's neck lightly and

falls back asleep right there. ]
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[personal profile] pillar 2023-11-12 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ childe, childe, childe. he gives a little unhappy, sleepy groan when his hair is tugged. then, in a single sigh:]

Only you will see me this way.

[ thats precisely how he likes it. he believes childe feels the same.

anyway. he slowly bites into the side of childe's neck. revenge. ]
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[personal profile] pillar 2024-01-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Zhongli's learned the different undercurrents of Childe's laughter: unease, amusement, manic delight. This bright, clear laughter is for friends and family; Zhongli can't lay claim to it, but he can still gather Childe's laughter like iridescent gems. Zhongli has no reason to be possessive, being so self-assured in their relationship. It's just his nature to collect and treasure his precious things—to sit on a stone beneath a Pearlroot Tree just to hear the roosting birds, or to drink the freshwater from the waterfalls of near Stone Gate, or to conjure Childe's golden laughter from his lips again and again.

He soothes the bite with his tongue, smiling at the slow crawl of Childe's toes along the smooth scales of his tail. He wags the end of it a little over his other foot. He's really trying to tickle him...

At least Zhongli is slightly more awake now, since they're talking about food. Slightly. He's still a sleepy old lizard. ]


Indeed, I'd thought Liyue cuisine to be the paragon of gastronomy in Teyvat. I now realize that I shouldn't underestimate certain Snezhnayan delicacies.

[ Kiss, bite. Childe will have fun covering these up, if he even bothers. ]

This may be my favorite meal of all.