[I GUESS THEY'RE ALSO IN LIYUE??? pixi im losing it but this time Okuni, who is like................. maybe she randomly worldhopped here after trying to get to LWJ's world in order to pester LWJ specifically, and she finds the town interesting enough to stick around for a couple of days, ANYWAY!!
Whatever Childe's doing, whether he's about to head off to kill someone or he's picking out gifts for his 50000 siblings, he'll suddenly See Okuni, and her Giant Head of Hair, poke into his line of vision]
-- Romeo!
[Okuni suddenly shouts, with her big ole eyes staring, and her whole arm pointing like she's the Spiderman Meme Gesture,]
You're Romeo, aren't you? From that play they performed last week! I remember you because you killed all the Capulets in your version!
[Okuni is dressed strangely, but probably not that strangely in Liyue? Like, other people have huge hair and also wild kimonos on too? It's not that weird]
[IT'S FINE WE ONLY HAVE TWO REVEALED COUNTRIES ANYWAY someday we'll let them go to fake Japan. STOP WHY IS OKUNI BOTHERING LAN WANGJI THOUGH LET HIM REST!!!
Also he works with Scaramouche and he knows Ningguang so yeah her attire might stand out but not that much tbh. He's been stationed in Liyue long enough (and draws enough attention, both because of his position at the bank and his wallet) that he's used to people calling out to him, though they usually aren't so aggressive about it in the middle of the street OKUNI THE STALL OWNERS ARE STARING
Not that Childe cares--he just laughs, turning to face her and putting an easy hand on his hip. They're blocking the stall he was at? It's fine.]
Ahaha, it was an interesting rendition, wasn't it? ["INTERESTING"....... he looks pleased, though, like she praised him?! Childe please] Your patronage is much appreciated, miss...?
[SHE'S BOTHERING HIM BECAUSE SHE WUVS HIM, HE'S HER BROTHER-IN-LAW MAYBE
okuni and childe are the sort of people u want to murder bc they stand in the middle of the fcking road and never move ever, honestly... Okuni takes his Pleased Laughter as an invitation to?? move closer?? why, okuni?? but only close enough so she can lean forward and peer into his eyes, perhaps trying to memorize his face long enough so she pester LWJ about the actor she ran into who's almost as sexy as (heh) WWX,]
Okuni Kumou!
[okuni having enough knowledge to understand that she should introduce herself first name last name first... anyway, now that she's fcking GOT HIM, she whips a notebook from the stall he was perusing and produces a marker??? from her big ole sleeve, then presents the book to him with big expectant eyes]
It's spelled O-k-u-n-i K-u-m-o-u! Here, sign this for me! And can you add a little message too? That line when you said you love Juliet, but you're still willing to duel her to the death! And please make it out to Lan Wang Ji! That's spelled -- [okuni SPELLS OUT LWJ'S NAME, the fact that Okuni spelled out her name for no fcking reason bc she wants Childe to dedicate this stupid autograph to LWJ!!
Anyway, Okuni -- all 5'2'' of her -- sure is persistent, but she surely means well!!]
It's for my brother, you see! He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body, so holding an autograph by someone who knows how to fake it that well will surely bring him some amount of luck!
[THIS TAG ALSO EXHAUSTS ME FOR SO MANY REASONS also Liyue is fake China so she could've been fine introducing herself last name first but Childe's a white boy so it's fine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY IS THIS A MODERN MARKER or a ye olde marker... either way, Childe looks surprised for a minute, before he laughs again.]
What, from me? I'm flattered. It's not every day I get such a request from a lovely young lady. ["stop" I say to my own character
He isn't going to say no, though!! Maybe if he ever quits being a.......... toy salesman........... he can become an actor... his parents will be delighted
Anyway, listen. LISTEN. Childe is a kind and doting older brother who would never resort to pulling such pranks on his darling youngest siblings.
However, he also has two older siblings, so he takes the book, opening the cover.]
Would you like your name in here somewhere as well? Should I sign it as "Romeo"?
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Whatever Childe's doing, whether he's about to head off to kill someone or he's picking out gifts for his 50000 siblings, he'll suddenly See Okuni, and her Giant Head of Hair, poke into his line of vision]
-- Romeo!
[Okuni suddenly shouts, with her big ole eyes staring, and her whole arm pointing like she's the Spiderman Meme Gesture,]
You're Romeo, aren't you? From that play they performed last week! I remember you because you killed all the Capulets in your version!
[Okuni is dressed strangely, but probably not that strangely in Liyue? Like, other people have huge hair and also wild kimonos on too? It's not that weird]
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Also he works with Scaramouche and he knows Ningguang so yeah her attire might stand out but not that much tbh. He's been stationed in Liyue long enough (and draws enough attention, both because of his position at the bank and his wallet) that he's used to people calling out to him, though they usually aren't so aggressive about it in the middle of the street OKUNI THE STALL OWNERS ARE STARING
Not that Childe cares--he just laughs, turning to face her and putting an easy hand on his hip. They're blocking the stall he was at? It's fine.]
Ahaha, it was an interesting rendition, wasn't it? ["INTERESTING"....... he looks pleased, though, like she praised him?! Childe please] Your patronage is much appreciated, miss...?
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okuni and childe are the sort of people u want to murder bc they stand in the middle of the fcking road and never move ever, honestly... Okuni takes his Pleased Laughter as an invitation to?? move closer?? why, okuni?? but only close enough so she can lean forward and peer into his eyes, perhaps trying to memorize his face long enough so she pester LWJ about the actor she ran into who's almost as sexy as (heh) WWX,]
Okuni Kumou!
[okuni having enough knowledge to understand that she should introduce herself first name last name first... anyway, now that she's fcking GOT HIM, she whips a notebook from the stall he was perusing and produces a marker??? from her big ole sleeve, then presents the book to him with big expectant eyes]
It's spelled O-k-u-n-i K-u-m-o-u! Here, sign this for me! And can you add a little message too? That line when you said you love Juliet, but you're still willing to duel her to the death! And please make it out to Lan Wang Ji! That's spelled -- [okuni SPELLS OUT LWJ'S NAME, the fact that Okuni spelled out her name for no fcking reason bc she wants Childe to dedicate this stupid autograph to LWJ!!
Anyway, Okuni -- all 5'2'' of her -- sure is persistent, but she surely means well!!]
It's for my brother, you see! He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body, so holding an autograph by someone who knows how to fake it that well will surely bring him some amount of luck!
[hm]
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MORE IMPORTANTLY IS THIS A MODERN MARKER or a ye olde marker... either way, Childe looks surprised for a minute, before he laughs again.]
What, from me? I'm flattered. It's not every day I get such a request from a lovely young lady. ["stop" I say to my own character
He isn't going to say no, though!! Maybe if he ever quits being a.......... toy salesman........... he can become an actor... his parents will be delighted
Anyway, listen. LISTEN. Childe is a kind and doting older brother who would never resort to pulling such pranks on his darling youngest siblings.
However, he also has two older siblings, so he takes the book, opening the cover.]
Would you like your name in here somewhere as well? Should I sign it as "Romeo"?