[1, 2, 3, 4. I also clicked on one that said "husbands rebuild what spies desire" but I skipped past it on accident lmfkjhg IF YOU FIND ANY OTHERS YOU LIKE BETTER JUST LINK 'EM]
[Being a connoisseur of fine liquor at sixteen is absolutely a mark of high maturity or so Wei Ying believes as he bounces around the impromptu houseparty taking place in the school dormitory, a bottle of Jiannanchun liquor in hand. He weaves among the other students crammed into the dormitory's common area, all taking advantage of the headmaster's absence since Lan Qiren had been called away to attend a sudden Discussion Conference at another cultivation school.
At some point in the evening, Wei Ying managed to lose both his uniform jacket and his pants. At the moment, he's wandering around the gathered in his white uniform shirt, a pair of red and black boxers decorated with tiny grinning skulls, and with one sock on. Where is the rest of Wei Ying's clothing? Who knows? He sure doesn't nor does he seem all that bothered by it.
As soon as he spots Lan Zhan at the door, he brightens like a camera flash and hurries over, grinning joyfully.]
You came! He came! Look, look, everyone! Lan Zhan's here! Isn't that great?
[Apparently, Wei Ying's the only one who thinks this is great, given that everyone else in room is now paralyzed and silent with fear as dozens of eyes turn toward the doorway.]
[Why is Lan Wangji here, anyway? Is he here as the No Fun Police, come to scold everyone in his uncle's place as per usual, or was Wei Ying just shameless enough to invite him, knowing full well Lan Wangji's never attended a party in his entire life?
Apparently even Lan Wangji doesn't know. Or rather, he doesn't remember, because his train leapt off the rails and crashed into a burning heap the second he saw Wei Wuxian, and there doesn't seem to be any saving it.
He blinks at him, feeling incredibly slow, before he whips around, fists clenching at his sides.]
You are indecent!
[Has he ever sounded so oddly strangled?! PROBABLY NOT thanks a lot Wei Wuxian]
[Wei Ying laughs merrily, jutting one hip out into a sultry pose and running a hand slowly up over his boxer clad thigh and up his side, as he puts his bottle down on the nearest flat surface. Then he stretches like a cat, lifting his arms upward into a makeshift heart shape.]
Come on, Lan Zhan! Play with me for a while! It'll be fun!
[Much like animals sensing an incoming earthquake, the other party-goers start backing away from the pair, some of them wisely edging around them toward the exit.]
[STOP STOP STOP THIS IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. He's looking out of the corner of his eye only to make sure Wei Wuxian doesn't try and approach him, to touch him while he's practically naked. It's fortunate for everyone else at this party that Lan Wangji isn't going to remember any of their faces, so distracted is he by the boy in front of him. FLEE WHILE YOU CAN, PARTYGOERS.]
Drinking is prohibited. As is-- is-- lasciviousness. [Holy shit he stuttered]
/tags back like three million years later I'm so sorry sob
'Lasciviousness'? What's lascivious about a little drinking and dancing?
[Wei Ying blinks and shrugs as he hadn't been flirting with Lan Zhan like two seconds ago. Is he even aware he was flirting? Who even knows with this guy?
As the party goers all make a frantic dash for the exit while Lan Zhan's distracted, Wei Ying saunters toward him, still all smiles. Lan Zhan can watch all he wants but that sure is an overly friendly arm reaching to try and settling around the other boy's shoulders.]
How about you dance with me, Lan Zhan? It'll be fun! You're so graceful and good at fighting, I bet you'd have some really good moves if you loosen up a little and tried!
[The music playing at the moment is pretty upbeat and fast but he can always put on something a lot slower for a fuddy duddy like you, Lan Zhan~!]
[Oh god. Immediately, Lan Wangji steps backwards, far out of his reach. It's a rookie mistake, not moving to the side, but he's too focused on preventing his face from BURSTING INTO FLAMES.]
Parties are inappropriate for a school campus. Your clothing is missing. And I do not dance.
[If he'd said that any more stiffly, he'd transform into a board, wow. ALSO STOP COMPLIMENTING HIM his head might actually explode, he doesn't know what to do about any of this!!!]
Relax! It's the weekend! There aren't any classes so we can afford to relax a little and have some fun.
[Is Wei Ying blind or just stupid? THE ETERNAL QUESTION IN LIFE.
Lan Zhan backs right into that arm which wastes no time in barnacling securely around the other boy's shoulders, his free hand reaching out to hit the skip button on the music player until a slower song pops up.]
Just one song, Lan Zhan. It's five minutes long. Dance with me for one song and I'll let you go. I'll even try to find my pants.
[Uh, generous of him? Even with as persistent as he's being, he's watching and gauging Lan Zhan's reactions very carefully and he's prepared to abort if it truly gets to be more than he can handle.]
[WOW he sure did fall for that one. Lan Wangji immediately tries to step away again, but it's no use--panic has him reach up to catch Wei Wuxian's wrist in a vicelike grip, like he's about to put Wei Wuxian in a wristlock if he's not stopped. HE HAS ONE SETTING AND THAT IS "EXTREME REACTIONS".
(He's not storming away, though. Interesting? Perhaps.)]
We are still on school property. Get dressed first.
[IS THAT AN AGREEMENT OR NOT listen his brain may or may not be unable to unstick from this until Wei Wuxian gets some form of clothing on. Them right now, honestly]
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4 - have weird modern AU boarding school trash
At some point in the evening, Wei Ying managed to lose both his uniform jacket and his pants. At the moment, he's wandering around the gathered in his white uniform shirt, a pair of red and black boxers decorated with tiny grinning skulls, and with one sock on. Where is the rest of Wei Ying's clothing? Who knows? He sure doesn't nor does he seem all that bothered by it.
As soon as he spots Lan Zhan at the door, he brightens like a camera flash and hurries over, grinning joyfully.]
You came! He came! Look, look, everyone! Lan Zhan's here! Isn't that great?
[Apparently, Wei Ying's the only one who thinks this is great, given that everyone else in room is now paralyzed and silent with fear as dozens of eyes turn toward the doorway.]
I'm already exhausted
Apparently even Lan Wangji doesn't know. Or rather, he doesn't remember, because his train leapt off the rails and crashed into a burning heap the second he saw Wei Wuxian, and there doesn't seem to be any saving it.
He blinks at him, feeling incredibly slow, before he whips around, fists clenching at his sides.]
You are indecent!
[Has he ever sounded so oddly strangled?! PROBABLY NOT thanks a lot Wei Wuxian]
Wangxian has that effect sob
[Wei Ying laughs merrily, jutting one hip out into a sultry pose and running a hand slowly up over his boxer clad thigh and up his side, as he puts his bottle down on the nearest flat surface. Then he stretches like a cat, lifting his arms upward into a makeshift heart shape.]
Come on, Lan Zhan! Play with me for a while! It'll be fun!
[Much like animals sensing an incoming earthquake, the other party-goers start backing away from the pair, some of them wisely edging around them toward the exit.]
no subject
Drinking is prohibited. As is-- is-- lasciviousness. [Holy shit he stuttered]
/tags back like three million years later I'm so sorry sob
[Wei Ying blinks and shrugs as he hadn't been flirting with Lan Zhan like two seconds ago. Is he even aware he was flirting? Who even knows with this guy?
As the party goers all make a frantic dash for the exit while Lan Zhan's distracted, Wei Ying saunters toward him, still all smiles. Lan Zhan can watch all he wants but that sure is an overly friendly arm reaching to try and settling around the other boy's shoulders.]
How about you dance with me, Lan Zhan? It'll be fun! You're so graceful and good at fighting, I bet you'd have some really good moves if you loosen up a little and tried!
[The music playing at the moment is pretty upbeat and fast but he can always put on something a lot slower for a fuddy duddy like you, Lan Zhan~!]
no worries!!
Parties are inappropriate for a school campus. Your clothing is missing. And I do not dance.
[If he'd said that any more stiffly, he'd transform into a board, wow. ALSO STOP COMPLIMENTING HIM his head might actually explode, he doesn't know what to do about any of this!!!]
he's terrible /weeps for poor Lan Zhan
[Is Wei Ying blind or just stupid? THE ETERNAL QUESTION IN LIFE.
Lan Zhan backs right into that arm which wastes no time in barnacling securely around the other boy's shoulders, his free hand reaching out to hit the skip button on the music player until a slower song pops up.]
Just one song, Lan Zhan. It's five minutes long. Dance with me for one song and I'll let you go. I'll even try to find my pants.
[Uh, generous of him? Even with as persistent as he's being, he's watching and gauging Lan Zhan's reactions very carefully and he's prepared to abort if it truly gets to be more than he can handle.]
LWJ SUFFERS SO MUCH
(He's not storming away, though. Interesting? Perhaps.)]
We are still on school property. Get dressed first.
[IS THAT AN AGREEMENT OR NOT listen his brain may or may not be unable to unstick from this until Wei Wuxian gets some form of clothing on. Them right now, honestly]