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[closed] in which wangxian are themselves

[SO HERE THEY ARE, some indeterminate amount of time after the world's most chaotic love confession and elopement, adjusting to life in a post-Jin Guangyao world. It's been strange, adjusting to a life of freedom, companionship, happiness. Things aren't fixed, and they most certainly aren't perfect, but it's more than Lan Wangji ever would've dared to hope he could have, and he wouldn't trade it for anything.

Of course, decades of contempt can't be erased so easily. The Yiling Patriarch is still a fearsome and hated figure, still the monster in the dark, and still a tempting prize for those both thirsty for fame and stupid enough, or desperate enough, to take the risk. Even the combination of their power isn't always enough to deter the particularly determined, which appears to be what's happening this time.

This one, however, is a little...

...Well. In the words of someone less refined, it's REALLY FUCKING DUMB.

Lan Wangji barely even bothers to read the note, a very poorly disguised attempt to lure Wei Wuxian away; he spares approximately 2 seconds looking at it before he shakes his head, none of his exasperation showing on his face.]

Leave it.

[DON'T HUMOR THE ANGRY MOB NPCS, HUSBAND]

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[Wei Wuxian, it turns out, is perfectly happy to give the audience a demonstration of how their relationship works. Maybe it'll inspire them to change their ways.

(Exactlly what ways those might be remains up for debate.)

Wei Wuxian turns away from the onlookers to face his husband directly, reaching out to drape his arms around his neck in a loose embrace. A slight blush colors his cheeks now as if he hadn't just made a TMI announcement about their sex life to a bunch of total strangers. There's the tell-tale soft, goofy grin of someone who is completely and hopelessly in love on his face. There's even a slight, teary sheen in his eyes as he leans into Lan Wangji's touch. Wei Wuxian wets his lips before speaking in a soft voice that sounds positively lovesick.]

No, Lan Zhan, I'm fine. They didn't lay a hand on me just like I said they wouldn't. I don't want anyone touching me but you.

[It's a little like the performances he gave when he pretended to be Mo Xuanyu, only this time, he's being completely genuine. And even back then, Wei Wuxian was being more honest about his feelings than even he'd known. His blush deepens and he licks his lips once more, leaning in close but not yet kissing Lan Wangji.]

I missed you... Er-gege.

[Ten minutes apart and he's wilting, Lan Zhan. Wilting. The terror-inducing Yiling Patriarch, everyone.]

Edited 2019-11-12 06:06 (UTC)

[The worst part about all of this is that, even knowing that Wei Wuxian is absolutely hamming it up (as he often does), Lan Wangji eats it up every single time. He wraps his arms around Wei Wuxian's waist, not letting his hands rest low enough to be indecent, but holding him firmly enough to betray how pleased he is to hear those words. He clearly has no intention of telling his husband to behave, either, eyes bright and fond. It's like he's forgotten the other men are still there, with how intensely his focus is on the one in front of him...]

Mm. I am here.

[HE WAS LITERALLY WITHIN EARSHOT THE WHOLE TIME WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS]

[The way his husband's looking at him now right makes Wei Wuxian's heart skip a beat and his breath catch in his throat. For a moment, his mind just goes completely blank as he feels Lan Wangji's arms around him tighten. Without thinking, he does the same, arms settling in a little more firmly about his husband's neck and shoulders. Wei Wuxian teases the long, dangling ends of his forehead ribbon with his fingers, his lips quickly closing the rest of the distance to press firmly against Lan Wangji's.

It seems as if both parties have forgotten about their audience now, at least temporarily. Sorry, assassins, but apparently it's kiss o'clock right now. Wei Wuxian will have to get back to you.]

[While it's true that Lan Wangji's face hides an endless array of utterly sinful daydreams and fantasies, he hasn't earned his reputation for nothing. He does still have some form of decorum, and despite their initially unsavory intentions, these men--

--yeah okay that's a bunch of bullshit HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE SEEING WEI WUXIAN LIKE THIS, he may not have to drink vinegar anymore but he's still not up for sharing!!!

So while he, of course, permits the kiss, he keeps it chaste. For all its gentleness, though, it's no less loving; that is not something he will ever restrain, ever again.

(Honestly this is probably worse than watching them make out.)

But they do have a job to do, so he keeps it to a single kiss before he turns his head, back to the group of would-be assailants who are all looking extremely uncomfortable.

Good.]

The letter?

[His voice prompts them into action, and one of the non-cultivators looks around at his fellows, as if begging them to get him out of this whole situation. His peers, however, seem to suddenly find the forest they're in fascinating, so with resignation, he pulls the note out of his robes and shuffles forward, awkwardly holding it out.

Lan Wangji makes no move to pry Wei Wuxian off of him, but he does unwrap his own arms, taking the letter and tucking it into his sleeve.]

We will look into it.

[HE DIDN'T EVEN OPEN IT]

[While Wei Wuxian relaxes his grip just a tiny fraction at the reminder the job, he doesn't pull away. He doesn't even look at the man that just approached; he only has eyes for his husband now. But he does speak to him in a tone that's surprisingly serious and dignified for a man blatantly giving his lover bedroom eyes.]

As Hanguang-jun said, we'll look into it and get back to you if we find anything. We can't promise their return to you. In the meantime, it might not hurt to think about ways you can show your appreciation for them in ways that they'll enjoy.

[Wei Wuxian does look at the would-be assailants then, giving them a casually friendly smile he gives most people these days. Maybe they're not as bad as they seem. Maybe they can turn themselves around and become someone worthy of getting a second chance in the event the maidens ever come home. Surely, they must have friends and family members that they left behind and would want to see again someday. Backwater village or not, this was their home.]

But if that's all, I'd like to get back to my husband now.

[Lan Wangji, as far as he is concerned, is already done with everyone else here, so he's more than happy to turn his gaze back to Wei Wuxian, ears warming slightly at the expression on his husband's face. His own gaze, in turn, is intense--he doesn't look away, doesn't even blink as Wei Wuxian speaks, addressing the men that, in his humble opinion, didn't deserve any of the time they've spent on them.

If they'd come to them as clients seeking help, that would be one thing. Lan Wangji would've behaved himself, if that were the case. But Lan Wangji's memory is impeccable, and he won't be forgetting the beginning of this farce anytime soon. YOU POINT A SWORD AT THE BAE, YOU DON'T GET SHIT, OKAY.

It's only when the crowd doesn't seem to be dispersing immediately that Lan Wangji cuts his gaze back to them, and this time there's a very clear note of displeasure. It's not much, just a shift of eyebrows and a slight downturn of his mouth, but it's apparently, finally enough to scatter them; which is fortunate, because otherwise they would've had to turn to active threats, and while Wei Wuxian can get extremely creative with those when he chooses to, it's not the mood Lan Wangji wants his husband in right now.

They'd better not get any funny ideas about looping around for a surprise attack; if they do, they'll be in for a very, very unfortunate surprise.]

[Once the would-be assailant are out of sight, they're out of mind for Wei Wuxian. He has much better things to think about now such as the wonderful man he married. He kisses him again - just a brief, playful smooch on the lips before finally detaches a bit, taking Lan Wangji's hand in his own.]

Come on, Lan Zhan! Let's go somewhere else. Just the two of us. It'll be fun.

[He tugs on his hand a little, giving them a little swing, picking up on that lingering tension. In all likelihood, Wei Wuxian will have forgotten all about these assailants' intent to kill him in about a week from now, remembering only his promise to look into the matter of the missing maidens. If Wei Wuxian dwelled on every single person who'd ever wanted him dead in his two lives, he'd never think about anything. He would be too preoccupied to notice or appreciate the wonderful, beautiful moments of his life.]

Pretty please? I want another kiss from you, Er-gege!

[As loving and gentle as that chaste kiss had been and as much as Wei Wuxian enjoyed it, it hadn't been a fierce kiss. After all, he absolutely adores it when his darling Lan Zhan lets himself go and shows him just how ferocious his love can be. Even if most people don't dare comment on them, Wei Wuxian still wears those bite marks on his skin like a badge of honor.

Because to him, it is and will always be an great honor to be loved and treasured so much by the esteemed Hanguang-jun for the rest of their days.]

Edited 2019-11-16 11:39 (UTC)

[It may not be outwardly obvious, but Wei Wuxian will likely notice the way Lan Wangji relaxes, once they're left alone. He's never entirely off his guard when they're in the open like this, but fortunately, he doesn't need to divert his attention away from his husband to keep track of their surroundings--which is good, because he won't be looking anywhere besides Wei Wuxian for quite a while now. HE IS HIGHLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO HIS HUSBAND'S FLIRTING OKAY their assassins are lucky he has iron-clad self-control.]

Mm.

[He squeezes Wei Wuxian's hand to punctuate his assent; willing, as always, to go wherever Wei Wuxian wants to go. Especially considering his constant state of being is at least a 6 or 7 on the "willing and ready to pounce on his husband" scale; if Wei Wuxian's feeling impatient, itching for some real contact, then Lan Wangji is | | this close to choosing the nearest tree as good enough for "somewhere else".

It's really only the thought that their wannabe attackers might be lingering that's holding him back--not because they'd be able to do anything, but because, again, he isn't one to share. So he goes easily, letting Wei Wuxian lead the way to wherever he pleases--they can go back to town, or they can find a cave for all Lan Wangji cares, as long as they're together.]

[Wei Wuxian does notice his husband's tension starting to ease and it's a much better mood for him to be in. Why let those fools spoil their good time? His head droops a little to rest against Lan Wangji's shoulder as he leads them back onto the road toward town. An inn with a proper bed would certainly be nice though he's hardly put off by a little bruising or being taken against a tree. So long as he's with his Lan Zhan, Wei Wuxian doesn't care much where they go either.

After contemplating the pros and cons of where and how Wei Wuxian would like his husband to do him this time with all the solemn reflection of any of the Gusu Lan Sect's top cultivators, he decides that he's too greedy to wait until they get back to town. He tugs on Lan Wangji's hand once before leading the way into the underbrush. There's bound to be a clearing, cave or secluded romantic spot by a stream for them to enjoy out here for a little bit out here somewhere.]

See anywhere you like yet, Lan Zhan? I see lots of places but since you've been such a good boy this trip, you can pick this time.

[Not that Wei Wuxian really does whole lot of picking anything once things start getting underway unless he's deliberately teasing his husband. Lan Wangji could shove him down anywhere, regardless of who or what was around and Wei Wuxian would immediately comply far, far, far more often than not.]

[Bold of Wei Wuxian to think Lan Wangji gives any thought at all to "romantic spots" when their first time was literally in a bush next to a donkey

Especially with Wei Wuxian teasing him like this?! First with the bedroom eyes and the blatant flirting in front of a small crowd, and now, snuggling up to him like this, and talking like that...

It's much harder to make his ears turn red these days; he's changed a lot since their teenage years, and even since those days just after their marriage, honestly. Of course, that doesn't necessarily mean it's hard to rile him up (especially not for Wei Wuxian, who doesn't even have to do anything but exist). It just means that, when he cuts his gaze back to Wei Wuxian after a cursory glance around them, his eyes are downright scorching--and he wastes no time in picking Wei Wuxian up and tossing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

MARK YOUR WORDS, WEI WUXIAN

Especially because if Wei Wuxian's in this kind of mood today, then who is he? To deny him??? He's truly the world's worst Wei Wuxian enabler, god.

Lan Wangji does head for a cluster of trees that look slightly thicker than the ones around them, but if they're doing this out here, then walking over here is the longest he's willing to wait, and he wastes no time in pressing his husband against one of them and kissing him as fiercely as he'd wanted to, earlier. He knows that won't stop Wei Wuxian from whining about his "rough treatment" and being "delicate" and so on and so forth, but hey, HE CAN AT LEAST TRY... AND SHUT HIM UP FOR A MINUTE...]

[What!? Getting screwed in some underbrush by the side of a road until his ass is numb while a donkey judges his life choices isn't the epitome of romantic first times!?

At first, Wei Wuxian's too overcome with delight and excitement at simply being picked up and carried off for a proper ravishing. His cheeks are flushed, eyes already filling with warmth and a misty dreaminess as he grins from ear to ear. He bursts out into giddy laughter when Lan Wangji shoves him against the tree, starting to tremble out of sheer reflex. His husband's mouth on his is bruisingly intense in the best of ways and Wei Wuxian kisses him back with equal fervor, hands splaying out on his shoulder.

After a moment he breaks the kiss to softly murmur:]

There you are, good boy.

[And then he immediately slips into his usual role when indulging in this particular fantasy.]

But you're being so rough, Er-Gege! The great and powerful Hanguang-jun manhandling fragile little me so brutishly! Does your uncle know what a savage he raised? It's a good thing we're out in the wild!

[Yeah, sure, some trees a very short walk away from the main road counts as the wild, Wei Wuxian. But least, he shut up for a couple of moments there?]

[LIL APPLE DESERVES BETTER

This tree also deserves better, honestly, as do any other woodland creatures that might be around to judge them right now?? Though it's likely that all living creatures have a natural instinct to get the hell away from these two when they're being particularly shameless, like now. Lan Wangji doesn't even try to hide the way his fingers flex where they grip Wei Wuxian's waist, his favorite place to rest them--but then Wei Wuxian keeps talking and Lan Wangji can't not pull back, after a gentle bite to his husband's lower lip, to give him a look.]

Wei Ying, please.

[That's not a "please keep it up I love it when you talk like this" tone. That is most definitely a "wei ying please, for the love of god, do not talk about my uncle when we're about to get busy why do you always do this" tone.]

[Okay, so maybe Wei Wuxian is still a little clumsy with his words and tends to just spout whatever nonsense pops into his head. It's not like he's really had much of a chance to practice his foreplay, given his husband's simple, direct manner in bed. Lan Wangji pulling back is the exact opposite of what he's aiming for here, however, so that means changing to a different tactic.

In this instance, it's returning his husband's litte bite with a nip of his own, followed by another firm and lingering smooch. He's sliding his arms around his husband's neck once more, pulling him close once more. After a moment, he breaks it again, smiling with mock innocence.]

Yes, Lan Zhan?

[Lan Wangji doesn't shake his head, but he's smiling, his eyes bright with exasperated fondness. Despite the way he traps Wei Wuxian against the tree, his lips are gentle as he presses a kiss first to his husband's forehead, then to his brow, then his nose.

He doesn't speak, but he doesn't have to, honestly. The love pouring off of him is impossible to miss.

Reluctant as he is to let go of Wei Wuxian's waist, he gives in to the urge to slide one hand up beneath his chin, using the other to press them closer together as if in compensation. When he kisses Wei Wuxian this time, it's a kiss that says "you are ridiculous, and I love you", no less intense for its tenderness.]

[Wei Wuxian basks in that love like it's sunlight, letting himself be completely warmed by it. Every time Lan Wangji kisses him, it's like he can feel something that's been broken and mended wrong inside begin to correct itself. He's leaning into that kiss, resting his chin eagerly into his hand. keenly aware of how his body feels pressed up against his husband's like this. His trembling's finally eased and at the moment, his little game of teasing seems have come to a quick end in favor of simply savoring this. He is starting to feel a little lightheaded so he pauses briefly for some air.

Lan Wangji might not need to say it but he does. After not knowing his own heart and remaining silent for too long, Wei Wuxian will never tire of saying it now. Not a day's gone by since their decision to marry that he hasn't said it once, either through words or deeds. This time it's through words first. He meets and holds Lan Wangji's gaze like nothing else exists in the universe right now, not even the tree at his back.]

I love you, Lan Zhan. More than anything or anyone else in the world.

[Then Wei Wuxian grins a little impishly.]

Not counting our little one, of course.

[Technically, it's more like three or four now by now if they count their son's friends that Wei Wuxian just casually adopted into their little family.]

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