Lan Zhan!

[Wei Wuxian lights up like the sun breaking free of dreary grey skies. The moment Lan Wangji comes forward, his mood seems to improve immediately. His expression softens, a beautifully content smile playing across his lips. The look in his eyes when he looks at his husband is so tender and adoring, it's almost sickening. As soon as Lan Wangji's by his side, he reaches over to take one of his hands and leans in to kiss him on the cheek.

Then he just casually leans on his husband, turning back to the group of would be assassins.]

So, you see, I have Hanguang-jun. It takes everything I've got to just keep up with him. Lan Zhan wears me out so much everyday that I couldn't possibly have the energy to spare on a single maiden, much less more than one. And he loves me so well, I have no need for anyone else's. Ever.

[Okay, maybe Wei Wuxian is straying slightly off-topic but he's still making perfectly valid points here. He's in love with and married to a beast.]

Are you sure you even want to look for your maidens? You have other options.